Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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