I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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