That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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