According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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