I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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