can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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