just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Vodka?
Forever.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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