I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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