omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Pants are for mortals
I think i got beer on your cat.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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