DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Randomize
