whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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