Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Fuck appropriateness.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
