there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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