Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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