you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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