Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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