Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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