VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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