Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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