Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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