I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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