Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
