I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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