i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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