i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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