Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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