Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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