sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Randomize
