He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Duck Duck Cougar?
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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