No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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