covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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