Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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