Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
