Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
