No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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