i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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