look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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