there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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