You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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