Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
farters have to be the big spoon...
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
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