Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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