He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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