capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
it glows. i had to have it.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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