Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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