i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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