Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Who died my cat blue again?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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