There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
It's official drugs can't kill me
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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