My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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