Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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