Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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