My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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